Monday, 28 September 2020

William Story Review: William's Unlucky Day, published in Undaunted.

William's Unlucky Day was written by Richmal Crompton for Bromley Civil Defence services and originally published in their newsletter: Arpeggio. At the time, Crompton was a trainee in the Communication Service and attached to No 4 Sub Report Centre.


She managed to write the story with only a few days notice before the newsletter was typed and stencilled.


Appearing in Undaunted makes for this story's first publication since that edition of the newsletter and we must thank Graham Reeves for including the story in his book.



The story sees William visiting his 'aunt' in Bromley for Christmas (The first and only time Richmal is 'in' a William story?). He has done all sorts of things that he thought might make her happy, but as William states: "people get made at me whatever I do" - and this is certainly the theme running through this story!

William then attempts to appear as a hero to his aunt, with rather predictable results. He comes across two women sharing that day's code word and then following one of the women comes across a room containing several people on the telephone. To him, they are spewing utter rubbish. They're telling the person on the receiving end of 'considerable panic', an 'unexploded bomb in Southlands Road', and a wrecked aeroplane in the Hight Street. As William has walked these streets that day, he knows these reports to be untrue. However, in true William fashion, he aims to out this nest of spies.

He see's the man in charge, who he names 'X' and follows him home. Calling the police and telling them to arrive in 30 minutes, William gains entrance into the home of X and is found by the policeman he called, searching through X's possessions (Mr. Godstone as we come to know him).

William, of course, attempts to explain his actions, but ends up at the police station to be collected by his aunt. Mr Godstone has been let off by providing what William considers to be a 'flimsy and trivial excuse', that of practice messages.

He genuinely expects that when the police visit his aunt's home shortly after, that they have come to deliver their apologies. However, William's day has gotten even worse: Light is showing through his bedroom curtains.
 

Poor William! I should imagine that William and his aunt, both, will be glad when he returns home.

Monday, 21 September 2020

Jimmy Story Review: 1.1 Jimmy Turns the Tables

In this, the very first, story of Jimmy; we begin with a description of Jimmy, his brother, and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Musketeers have decided to declare war on The Mouldies, Archie Mould's gang, and decide on using the kitchen of the blitzed house as their headquarters.

Jimmy (Jim this time as he's not really wanted for this war), is posted as guard of a signpost, but is quickly captured by Archie when the others leave.

Jimmy hates the idea of being captured, especially as he's Roger's brother, who is the leader of the Three Musketeers. He feels that the shame would stay with him his entire life. He gets Archie talking, who reveals that he's going to keep Archie in the coal shed at his home.
Archie tells his how thrilled he is at this idea as he's never allowed to play in his own coal shed. Jimmy says that he's glad it's not the kitchen of the blitzed house - as that has rats. This gives Archie the idea of doing just that.

The story closes with Archie leading Jimmy into the aforementioned kitchen, himself now the prisoner!

Characters:
Jimmy
Roger
Charles
Bill
Toothy
Archie Mould

Monday, 14 September 2020

William (1962-1963)

'Over to William' (1956) was followed up with the two season 'William', this time on the BBC.

Season 1 had the well-known Dennis Waterman playing Just William. All episodes, apart from episode 2 'William and the Leopard Hunter' are lost.

Season 1 episodes:
William and the Wonderful Present
William and the Leopard Hunter
William Finds a Job
William the Counterspy
William and the Parrots
William and the American Tie
The 30 minute episodes were broadcast on Saturdays between 26/05/1962 and 30/06/1962.

Season 2 saw Waterman replaced by Denis Gilmore, but retained the rest of the main cast, including Gillian Gostling as Violet. The episode titles are:
William the Peacemaker
William and the Little Girl
William and the Three Bears
William and the Sleeping Major
William and the Real Laurence
William Goes Shopping
The 30 minute episodes were broadcast on Saturdays between 30/03/1963 and 04/05/1963

It was adapted by C.E. Webber and produced by Leonard Chase.


 

Monday, 7 September 2020

MIST Story Review: Rosalind by Richmal Crompton

Rosalind is a short story published in MIST and other stories, recently republished as MIST and Other Ghost Stories.

 

Synopsis

Moira Houghton is looking out of her bedroom window, while dressing for dinner. Watching her children play, with Billy, the children's father and her husband, and the children's governess, Lindy.
She is considering how much she loves her family, including the governess, when her father-in-law knocks at the door. This break Moira's time of privacy, but she doesn't mind so much, she loves Billy's father too. He gives her a Spanish comb, given to his brother a long time ago. Placing it in her hair, he says how delightful she looks and tells her to keep it.


Still wearing the Spanish comb, Moira looks out of the window again. The nurse has gone to collect the childen to bring them indoors. However she sees that Billy and Lindy do not follow, first they walk down the flower border, then they enter the walled kitchen garden.


Moira feels a suspicion now, towards Billy. This turns into a savage "primitive uncontrollable passion".
The nurse comes to tell Moira that the children are in bed, telling her how feverish she looks. She briefly goes to see them, upon her return Billy is in the bedroom and readying himself for dinner.
Billy is all compliments for Moira and how she looks with the Spanish comb in her hair. Moira immediately thinks that he is playing a game and trying to get around her suspicions with flattery. She refuses to go for a picnic the next day, but says Billy can go with Lindy. 


At dinner, Moira eats nothing and this is commented upon. She feels she notices glances between Billy and Lindy when they feels her attention is elsewhere. Her father-in-law suggests that a black lace scarf would be ideal to go with the comb. Moira cannot keep the jealousy at bay: thoughts of murder have entered her heart. She'll make them both suffer for what they've done.


Mr Houghton, the father-in-law, has now remembered the story of how his brother was given the comb. It was once owned by a beautiful, but insanely jealous, woman. Her husband was devoted to her, however the woman had killed at least one girl. Eventually, she killed her husband and her children, before committing suicide. The sister of the woman was afraid of the comb and passed it on. The comb is heard to fall from Moira's head as she faints in her chair. 


Back in her room, being warmed by the fire, Billy fusses over her. She feels as if she had never been suspicious of Billy at all. That she has awakened from a nightmare. He tells her that Lindy, in her girl-like way, was collecting flowers for the breakfast table. Love-in-a-mist, Moira's favourite. Lindy was also talking about getting her a black lace scarf for her birthday. He wonders if they should have employed an older governess, called Lindy, "such a kid". 


Moira says that she loves Lindy and enquires the time of the picnic tomorrow. At this point a housekeeper brings the Spanish comb. Moira asks Billy if he loves her, he replies in the affirmative. She throws the comb in the fire and blazes up in a leaping tongue of flame.


Review

The last two pages of this story brought tears to my eyes. Heath under the pressure of needing to conform, to meet societies expectations regarding a wife, pushes Rosalind to the side. He could have handled it in a much better way, but is too childlike to do so. He then brings Helen into the equation. Our narrator tells this story, seemingly, without any emotion. However, the desciption of the events (told by him as accurately as he can recall them), is emotive enough. Rosalind and the baby already dead and beckoning him, Heath decides to join them. Then Helen is so grieve stricken that she has a break down. 


All are innocent, but Heath less so. The narrator plays a waiting game, which had been his plan all along with regards to Helen and gets his reward for doing so.


A sad tale well told. Thank you Richmal Crompton for your awesome ability to write in such a varied and skilled manner - this is a story that should be well known, but sadly isn't.


To read the story, and the rest of the book, buy it from Amazon by clicking the cover below:

Monday, 31 August 2020

21.2 Williams Goodbye Present

Quote from the story
"Hubert Lane" said William, spitting the name out as if it were some noxious draught."
- William

Hubert Lane's Uncle Paul has been visiting from Australia and seems to have much preferred the Outlaws to Hubert and hs friends, taking them on long walks, teaching them new ways of making fire and bushcraft. Uncle Paul has promised William a clasp knife, which he has ordered from the shop in Hadley. With this William is told he can make wooden boats as good as Uncle Paul's. Hurbert and Uncle Paul are to collect it, with Hubert bringing it back, but Hubery has a faint smile on his face...
An impatient William visits the Lane's later that day to claim his knife, however it becomes obvious that Hubert has decided to keep the knife for himself, along with th e pistol that he'd been given from uncle Paul. 


William turns to Mrs Lane for help, but Hubert lies through his teeth and claims uncle Paul gave both items to him. Of course, Mrs Lane believes her little Hubert and tells William he is telling a string of lies.


William is ordered to leave by Mrs Lane. He does, realising that there was no other official channel to seek justice, as while his parents may believe him, their dislike for such weapons would mean they wouldn't act.


William heads to the barn to reveal the disappointing news. The outlaws discuss ways to extricate the knife for half an hour, eventually parting ways when they realised there was nothing to do. William approached his parents, who displayed sympathy, but again nothing was done.


Upon remembering that Hubert still believed in fairies and witches and spells, William called the outlaws to the old barn and formed a plan. Hubert had also hatched a plan to try and trick the Outlaws into becoming friendly with him.


Herbert's plan involved inviting the Outlaws to an imaginary party, assuming that this would make them forget the knife. As William and Ginger approached his house he invited them. They eager to get to Hubert for their plan, agreed in a naueasously pleasant way. Told him to keep the knife and invited him to play, telling him they had a secret to tell him, then leading unsuspecting Hubert to the old barn.
William reveals that his secret involved an old woman muttering to herself near the old barn. Hubert takes the woman to be a witch, and the words to be a spell. William explains that the spell involved anyone walking over a burned patch having their home turned into a hen-coop and the people in it turned to hens. Hubert having reviously walked on the burnt patch is overcome with anxiety that his house is now a hen-coop, refuses to check if it has been so converted. Ginger checks for him from the stile and tells him that only a hen-coop remains.


Douglas and Henry turn up at different times exclaming that Hubert's house has gone and a hen-coop is all that remains, with a brown and white hen (Mrs Lane) and a hen leaving the house (his father leaving for the train station).


The Outlaws explain that when Hubert is turned into a hen, he'll have to eat grubs and worms. He becomes distressed at the thought. Conveniently, William remembers the second part of the spell: "An' nver shall be free of the spell, Till he throws into here somethin' that cuts an', somethin' that shoots as well".


William examines this part of the spell with a judicial air as Hubert pulls out the knife asking if it would do. William pretends not to know that the "somethin' that shoots as well" could refer to, leading Hubert to pull out the pistol from his other pocket.


Not surprisingly, when Ginger next checks from the stile; Hubert's house has magically returned to its former glory!


The next day, when Hubert asks them where they managed to get a clasp-knife and a pistol, William replies with "The fairies gave them us".


Characters Places
Hubert Lane William's Village
William Brown Hubert's house
Uncle Paul (Hubert Lane's uncle) Old Barn
Mrs Lane
Ginger Other appearances of this story
Douglas None known at present

Monday, 24 August 2020

Over to William (1956)

This 13 episode series, starring Keith Crane as William Brown, was made by a Associated Television for ITV. 

The series was broadcast between 20/09/1956 and 13/12/1956. 

 

The episode titles are:

Violet Elizabeth Wins
Claude Finds a Companion
William and the Ebony Hairbrush
The Brown Check Sports Coat
Aunt Louie's Birthday Present
William and the Three-Forty
William the Bold
William's Lucky Day
William and the Tramp
Cats and White Elephants
Esmeralda Takes a Hand
The Begging Letter
William Meets a Professor

All episodes are believed to be lost.

I've attached some press clippings from the Daily Mirror from the time.


Monday, 17 August 2020

Jimmy Story Review: 1.29 Sandy Does His Turn

In this enjoyable story, the events revolve around Jimmy's dog, Sandy. Jimmy, his older brother Roger, and Bobby have been training Sandy for the children's Dog Show event in the local flower show.

Roger, who is also playing the part of Robin Hood, gives Jimmy and Bobby a list of tricks to practice with Sandy before going for a final rehearsal. He reminds them that Sandy was only washed the previous day, so they musn't get him dirty...

Jimmy and Bobby try in ernest to have Sandy performing these tricks for the show, but he upsets everything in his path and successfully manages to mis-perform every trick!

In an attempt to calm Sandy, the boys take him for a walk. Unfortunately, Sandy burrows into a ditch and comes out drenched in black slime. Jimmy reluctantly realises that they will need to wash, or at least attempt to wash, an unwilling Sandy. Of course, as soon as they have soap on him, Sandy rushes out into the back garden, covering himself in grass clippings on his way out into the countryside.

Their attempts to find Sandy fail and they head off to the show, in case he's there. Bobby skillfully avoids revealing their plight to Roger, who had just come out of the Robin Hood tent, when the play begins.

As the play is being performed a contrite Sandy appears on stage bringing the present of a rat to Roger. A burst of clapping in the audience indicates to Sandy that all is forgiven, however Jimmy and Bobby realise that they will not enjoy the same fate. As Roger looks around for them, they have vanished!


Characters:
Jimmy
Roger
Bobby
Miss Pettigrew