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Saturday, 9 April 2022
Tuesday, 22 March 2022
Richmal Crompton, Author of Just William: A Literary Life by Jane McVeigh
Not long now until this Richmal Crompton biography is released on 3 May (a change from July 9).
I noticed that there has been another price drop, this time to £15.83 from the original £17.99.
Head over to Amazon and check it out: https://amzn.to/3I81gKX
Sunday, 23 January 2022
Upcoming Book: Richmal Crompton, Author of Just William: A Literary Life
After bring listed on Amazon for a few weeks, there is now an image associated with the upcoming biography by Dr Jane McVeigh, which is due 23 July 2022.
Here's the link for anyone wanting to read about the book, or place a pre-order:
Friday, 25 June 2021
Williams Unlucky Day
A short video about the rare story: William's Unlucky Day. Originally printed in Arpeggio, a Christmas Newsletter for Bromley Civil Defence services and not reprinted until Graham Reeves included it in his book, Undaunted.
Monday, 28 December 2020
21.5 William the Dog Trainer
Quote from the story |
"…she couldn't get out of givin' me the half-crown. She made me promise to put it in my money-box, so I did all right, but I got it out again with a knife when she'd gone. I never promised not to get it out again" |
- William |
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The Outlaws were in Ginger's back garden eating apples before throwing apple cores at each other. William was telling them about a films he had seen with his aunt, who had given his half a crown because he had been helpful. While William was rather vague about the content of the films, apart from general fighting, one thing he was sure on was that he liked the sheep dog the best. Quite taken with the intelligence and abilities of sheep dogs, William decides that Jumble would make a good sheep dog.
Now that William has the idea, he won't shut up about the idea. The Outlaws get a bit fed up as they want to know what happened in the war film, but William is no longer interested. This leads to Ginger betting William that he can't train Jumble to be a sheep dog. The bets hardens William's resolve and he now daydreams of all the amazing feats Jumble will achieve as a sheep dog. And of course, while he'd hire him out to the farmer, Jenks, he'd charge him more and make it difficult for him! Settling old scores!
Deciding to train Jumble in secret, seeing as the other Outlaws didn't support the cause, he heads over to the aforementioned Jenks' farm. Seeing Jenks heading towards the pigsties, William heads directly for the outfields, where he comes across many sheep. So, the training begins. Unfortunately, Jumble's idea of bringing the sheep efficiently to the corner was running wildly and barking loudly at them from all directions. Jumble, now in a state of ecstacy, ignores William's commands to stop. This, of course, brings Farmer Jenks to the chaotic scene; throwing stones at Jumble and grabbing William by the scrub of his neck.
Farmer Smith arrives now, but even his attempts do not calm a furious Jenks, who wants five pounds in damages and Jumble destroyed for sheep worrying. William pleads with Jenks. He'll bring him all the money, two-pence a week, as long as he doesn't tell Mr Brown or destroy Jumble.
As he drags William home, the damages have decreased to three pounds, but it seems the destruction of Jumble is a must.
Mr Brown deals with William harshly and his solicitor advises him to pay the damages and get rid of Jumble. William pleads for the life of Jumble, but his father won't hear of it, his mother doesn't have a sympathetic ear either.
William decides to keep Jumble in the barn until the whole mess dies down. When the vet arrives to take care of business, Jumble is nowhere to be seen. It becomes clear that the adult world is against him. He decides to take Jumble and go on the run.
We are then introduced to Miss Wortleton, who has taken a house on the outskirts of Marleigh, in which she housed a large number of dogs. She cannot abide dogs being maltreated, so while she is worried about the amount of dogs she has; when she sees a farmer giving a sheep dog a hiding during training, she buys it for £10 (even though the farmer, secretly, only wanted £5).
She sees William outside her home looking at a sign-post, as if wondering which way to go. She witnesses his affectionate behaviour towards Jumble and thinks that William is the boy to relieve her of one of her dogs.
William declines her offer of viewing all of her dogs until refreshments are offered. At seeing the amount of dogs she has, he considers that she collects dogs like someone might collect cigarette cards. So while she is trying to palm a dog off on William, William is in turn wanting her to look after Jumble until the fuss dies down. Miss Wortleton offers a sheep dog, Hector, to William. William, at first, declines, but having time to think while he demolishes a second plate of new current buns, then accepts. He decides he can go back to the original plan of hiding Jumble and can now say that he has swapped him for Hector. Hector, having nothing to do with the situation would be left out of it.
Walking home, William is less certain that his plan will work. But he comes upon a situation at the boundary of Farmer Jenk's land and Farmer Smith's land - sheep gone wild! Jenks has tied up his sheepdog as useless and William, deciding to watch proceedings, does the same with Jumble. However, Hector makes a run for the sheep. Smith seeing that Hector is trained, yells instructions, which are followed to the tee. Smith is impressed and tricks Farmer Jenks into saying that Jumble can live if Hector is for sale. Jenks says he'll buy him, but Smith says that he already has, will pay for the original damages - but must have proof! This sends Jenks off in a rage.
Escorting William home to speak with his parents, Smith tells them everything is fine and he'll manage Jenks. He gives William a ten-shilling note with the potential of more to come, dependent on the damages he has to pay Jenks.
Unaware of Jumble's change in fortune, Ethel returns home thinking that he has been destroyed. Thinking William is low on money as his pocket money was suspended, she offers him a low fee for collecting her shoes from the cobbler and she'll borrow the money for payment from mother. William flashes his ten-shilling note, saying he'll collect the shoes for free and lend her the money! Shouting "Hi, Jumble!", Ethel is thrown into "utter stupification". Life again, for William, is good!
Characters | Events |
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William | Sheep worrying |
Ginger | |
Douglas | Places |
Henry | Ginger's House (Back Garden) |
Jumble | Jenks Farm |
Farmer Jenks | William's Home |
Farmer Smith | Miss Wortleton' s Home |
Mr Brown | |
Mrs Brown | |
Miss Wortleton | |
Ethel |
Monday, 7 December 2020
MIST Story Review: Harry Lorrimer
Harry Lorrimer is the seventh story from the compilation called MIST and other stories by Richmal Crompton.
Synopsis
It is Gregson, who we meet during his time on holiday at Framebridge, who tells us this tale of possession. He has been told of good fishing at Framebridge, but realises that this isn't the case. Coming across a wonderful inn, but the name of Barley Mow, he decides to stay the week anyway, rather than return to London.
On one of his walks he comes across an old friend from college, Harry Lorrimer, who invites him to dinner at his home, Framebrodge Manor. While Gregson readily agrees, he then spends hime back at Barley Mow feeling "vaguely disturbed" by the meeting. This doesn't feel like the Harry he knew back at college, the weak, but attractive lad that was part of the wild set at Trinity. Something seems off, which Gregson puts down to Harry's wife.
However, at the Manor, Harry's wife is sweet and cool. However, too calm, and too pleasant - the atmosphere was too unreal.
When Margaret leaves the room, Harry starts talking about distasteful topics that make Gregson feel sick. Eventually, they return to Margaret, and Gregson sees that her calm has slipped into fear, before she realises that they are there and fixes her face into calmness again.
Awakening from a dream in which Margaret is asking for his help, Gregson, at 1 am, visits the Manor. Margaret has been locked out of the house, not for the first time.
Gregson manages to coax out what has been occurring up at the Manor: nearly a year ago, Harry collapsed and when he awakened was not himself. While he knew all of Harry's friends and had all of Harry's memories, it is not Harry. It is fiendish and cruel in unusual ways. They manage to get back into the house where Margaret shows Gregson the portrait of Henry Montford Lorrimer, a wicked man, who was killed in a duel at the age of 33.
Gregson then tells her he must visit a friend, promising to be back in two days. His friend, Sanderson, was an expert in the occult. He advises that only love unclouded by fear can bring the possibility of returning Harry to the control of his own body.
When Gregson returns, he tells Margaret what he has discovered. Margaret realises what she must do. Hiding the key to the wine cellar, she invites confrontation with Henry, telling him that he cannot hurt her, even if he breaks her arms. She calls out to Harry, who responds before fainting. Upon his revival is becomes clear that he has no memory of what has happened.
In the final entry, we find Gregson staying with the Lorrimers, now in Kent, with four children, having sold the Manor with all of the contents. Henry Montford Lorrimer is never discussed.
Review
I found this to be quite a weak story that resolves without issue and a fair easy manner. Because we are not told details of the wicked things Henry has done, or any of the vile things he tells Gregson, we are so far distanced from the evil as to not be touched by it.
Sadly, no fear is generated by this story. No disturbance or worries for any of the characters. While Margaret acts supremely with bravery, she only has to do so once, which seems odd if Henry is such a strong being. They neatly sell the Manor, contents and all, and move to Kent. Everything is tied up very neatly with no apparent after effects for Harry.
One thing worth mentioning is Crompton's mention of Addison's Spectator. The Spectator originally ran between 1711 and 1714, generating over 500 issues as a periodical. Publishing essays, the publication was then collected into eight volumes and was still popular in to the 1900s.
Monday, 23 November 2020
21.4 Portrait of William
Quote from the story |
""It's jolly decent of you," he said for the thousandth time" |
- William |
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Almost as soon as she is in the front door, a man, Mr Faversham appears
from the side door. Commanding William to follow him, he then proceeds to
draw him; with William responding "I say, I don't want to be
drawn". The feeling between the two is mutual.
When the girl returns to the artist exclaiming that she can't find the boy,
the artist replies that he is here. However, it becomes clear that another
boy, named Freddie, was supposed to be having his portrait drawn for an aged
aunt in America. The artist is at first annoyed that he has wasted his time,
but friendly relations are formed when William simply says "It's jolly
well been wastin' my time as much as yours". As the aunt has never, and likely will
never, see Freddie, the artist wants to send his William sketch and not waste
any additional time on this job.
Miss Bryce is Freddie's mother's help and is likely to gain the wrath of
said mother is the sketch isn't done by the time she returns.
We re-join the story several months later, with the Outlaws in the woods
near Marleigh. They are discussing Sir Gerald Markham's new groundskeeper for
Marleigh Manor, a Muggeridge. The Outlaws have of necessity become enemies
with "Chief Mugface" due to their incessant fires, tree climbing,
and general running wild through the woods. Recently, Victor Jameson had been
caught in place of the Outlaws and Sir Markham had written home to his
parents - the letter delivered in one hand by Mr Muggeridge, while still
holding Victor's ear in the other.
Of course, William, as Chief Hawkeye feels that Chief Mugface wouldn't try
such a thing with them! Which gives them confidence, until they hear Mr
Muggeridge make his way towards them, making the leap to their feet and
scamper. Unfortunately, William has tripped on a tree root and become
ensnared in Mr Mudderidge's grasp. William tries to convince him that he's
from Scotland Yard, here to trap a few trespassers for him, however, this
quickly leads to an attempted bribe, which leads to William becoming the head
of the gangsters.
Mr Muggeridge is silent until they reach Sir and Lady Markham. Sir Markham
is threatening a letter to William's father when an old lady pipes up that
it's Freddie. As Freddie, William is released by Muggeridge. Tea with his
'great aunt' and the Markham's follow. William tries to excuse himself, but
Freddie's great aunt insists on taking him home. William agrees as he doesn't
want Miss Bryce to get in trouble. He then says that he's staying with
William Brown's family, but his great aunt want to speak to Mrs Brown about
him staying with her instead.
While Mrs Shoreham goes to speak to Mrs Brown, William hides in his room. There
is a great confusion and Mrs Brown seeks William out, who says that he just
looks like Freddie and is often confused with being him. Just then newly
married Mr and Mrs Faversham pop by to see William as it was the portrait
that started off their relationship. William points to Mr Faversham saying
that he can explain everything, taking the former Miss Bryce to see Jumble.
Characters | Places |
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William | Freddie's home |
Jumble | Marleigh Woods |
Miss Bryce (then Mr Faversham) | Marleigh Manor |
Mr Faversham | |
Mr Muggeridge | |
Sir Gerald Markham | |
Lady Markham | Gangs |
Mrs Shoreham (Freddie's great aunt) | Indians (William as Chief Hawk Eye, Mr Muggeridge as Chief Mugface) |
Mrs Brown |
Monday, 9 November 2020
MIST Story Review: The House behind the Wood
The House behind the Wood is the sixth story from the compilation called MIST and other stories by Richmal Crompton.
Synopsis
Having run out of petrol, a good six miles from the nearest settlement, Monica, husband Frank, and their friend Harold are trying to see if there are any houses close by.
Harold sees a light in a window just behind the woods. All three trundle along a very muddy path tightly enclosed by trees and undergrowth. Having arrived at the cottage, no light can immediately be found, however through a bush they see the lighted window.
The door is eventually answered by a little wizened man, who reluctantly lets them stay the night. Having been showed to a room that they may share, Harold suddenly sees Monica in a new light. This woman that he has known his whole life is now exquisite to him. The caretaker then joins Harold and Frank in getting a few provisions from the car, they take the shortest route along the very muddy path.
Upon their return, it becomes obvious to Harold that Monica now returns his unspoken feelings. It becomes obvious to the caretaker too, who sets Harold up in another room.
In the middle of the night, the caretaker wakes Harold to say "She's in the garden waiting for you, sir.". Harold immediately rushes to meet his love and they run into the woods together, heading for the car. Just minutes later a furious Frank chases them with a stick with a mind to attack Harold, who has waited all evening for an excuse to strangle Frank's "thick red neck". A cackle from the house and a low moan from the road breaks the spell.
Monica has fainted, half in and half out of the car. Frank convinces himself they were all having nightmares and apologies profusely - to which Harold readily agrees. Dawn approaches and a cyclist takes and SOS to the nearest garage for petrol. They then head for the nearest pub before intending to return to collect their things and tip the caretaker of the 'unhealthy' house.
While Monica and Frank go upstairs, Harold hears the tale of this cottage from a maid that used to work there, who now works at the pub. She tells that Mr and Mrs Trammet lived in the house, but Mrs Trammet fell in love with Mr Trammet's cousin, Mr Moxton. The butler would send message between the two, but didn't like Mr Moxton.
When it came time to elope, the butler woke Mr Moxton to let him know that Mrs Trammet was waiting for him in the garden. However, he then told Mr Trammet what was occurring. The reason he told Mr Trammet are unknown, perhaps he didn't like Mr Moxton.
Mr Moxton strangled Mr Trammet to death, but not before receiving such a smash on the head that Mr Moxton died before trial. Mrs Trammet died within the year. The butler became the caretaker, but also died the previous year, of a kind of fit.
The barmaid tells Harold that the night before was the fifth anniversary of this terrible tragedy.
Monica and Frank return, with Monica avoiding Harold's eyes. Harold and Frank go to collect their things and cannot find anyone in the house. When they look at the muddy path, in an attempt to find the caretaker; the caretaker's footprints cannot be seen.
Review
Richmal Crompton has a knack for taking the place we are supposed to feel safest: our home, and turning it against us with various nightmarish scenarios. The House Behind the Wood is no different.
Harold, who has known Monica his whole life and sees nothing in her, is suddenly besotted with her upon entry into this cursed abode. Frank is oblivious, however the all-seeing caretaker is not. While making Harold sleep in another room, he then tells Harold that "She's in the garden waiting for you" (interestingly not mentioning Monica by name, so likely the original words of that fateful night). As the evening progresses, you can really feel Harold's love for Monica being matched by his newfound hatred and eagerness to get rid of Frank.
Fortunately, for our cast of characters, all is well in the end - perhaps even better as Frank and Monica appear more in love than ever.
Perhaps, quite a soft ending to a story that was being set up for a vicious ending. Being told of previous events rather than living them always softens the blow and takes the emergency and vividity out of them.
To read the story, and the rest of the book, buy it from Amazon by clicking the cover below:
Monday, 10 August 2020
MIST Story Review: The Spanish Comb by Richmal Crompton
Synopsis
Moira Houghton is looking out of her bedroom window, while dressing for dinner. Watching her children play, with Billy, the children's father and her husband, and the children's governess, Lindy.
She is considering how much she loves her family, including the governess, when her father-in-law knocks at the door. This break Moira's time of privacy, but she doesn't mind so much, she loves Billy's father too. He gives her a Spanish comb, given to his brother a long time ago. Placing it in her hair, he says how delightful she looks and tells her to keep it.
Still wearing the Spanish comb, Moira looks out of the window again. The nurse has gone to collect the childen to bring them indoors. However she sees that Billy and Lindy do not follow, first they walk down the flower border, then they enter the walled kitchen garden.
Moira feels a suspicion now, towards Billy. This turns into a savage "primitive uncontrollable passion".
The nurse comes to tell Moira that the children are in bed, telling her how feverish she looks. She briefly goes to see them, upon her return Billy is in the bedroom and readying himself for dinner.
Billy is all compliments for Moira and how she looks with the Spanish comb in her hair. Moira immediately thinks that he is playing a game and trying to get around her suspicions with flattery. She refuses to go for a picnic the next day, but says Billy can go with Lindy.
At dinner, Moira eats nothing and this is commented upon. She feels she notices glances between Billy and Lindy when they feels her attention is elsewhere. Her father-in-law suggests that a black lace scarf would be ideal to go with the comb. Moira cannot keep the jealousy at bay: thoughts of murder have entered her heart. She'll make them both suffer for what they've done.
Mr Houghton, the father-in-law, has now remembered the story of how his brother was given the comb. It was once owned by a beautiful, but insanely jealous, woman. Her husband was devoted to her, however the woman had killed at least one girl. Eventually, she killed her husband and her children, before committing suicide. The sister of the woman was afraid of the comb and passed it on. The comb is heard to fall from Moira's head as she faints in her chair.
Back in her room, being warmed by the fire, Billy fusses over her. She feels as if she had never been suspicious of Billy at all. That she has awakened from a nightmare. He tells her that Lindy, in her girl-like way, was collecting flowers for the breakfast table. Love-in-a-mist, Moira's favourite. Lindy was also talking about getting her a black lace scarf for her birthday. He wonders if they should have employed an older governess, called Lindy, "such a kid".
Moira says that she loves Lindy and enquires the time of the picnic tomorrow. At this point a housekeeper brings the Spanish comb. Moira asks Billy if he loves her, he replies in the affirmative. She throws the comb in the fire and blazes up in a leaping tongue of flame.
Review
I liked this story as it was left open to interpretation. Did the comb have some power over the wearing, an ability to make them so passionately jealous of their partners that they would commit murder upon anyone getting too close? Or did Moira have a brief moment of clarity and saw Billy for who he really was? Only to faint after being told that the previous owner of the comb had murdered due to jealousy. Then while recovering, be told how innocent their conversation was and suggesting that a new governess should be employed - everything to suggest that Billy would do anything to make Moira happy again.
Whether Billy really is a dedicated husband, or a well practiced adulterer, is, in my view, entirely up to the reader. What happens in these 14 pages is a story that grips the reader as Moira struggles with a jealousy that could have led to murder.
Tuesday, 28 July 2020
MIST Story Review: Strange by Richmal Crompton
Synopsis
We begin with Gregory, our hero, telling an unnamed character that one of the strangest things that had ever happened to him, had happened at Tallis Court, the home of his wife's parents.
Gregory, an artist, was engaged to Nina, the daughter of Sir and Lady Lennox; the owners of Tallis Court. He had gone there to spend a week with Nina, when her brother announced that he had invited someone outside of the "small and unelastic" visiting list. His mother was uncertain about this admission from Gerald, but the new visitor, a man named Strange was soon admitted into the house and announced. Strange spent longer looking at Nina and Gregory than the others present.
Gregory was attempting to keep Ninas interest by giving her an update about the house they were building for their married life, and a chest with a secret lock. However, Strange had not only captivated those he was overtly speaking to, but also Nina who Gregory was sure he was trying to gain the attention of. After Strange's story about his time in Greece, everyone in attendance was enamoured, enthralled, and enraptured by this newcomer.
Not only was Strange a social chameleon, becoming a sportsman, a scholar, an eternal child in want of mothering, or a practial joker; he was a multi-talented muscian, with the whole party hypnotised and motionless at every note he played.
The only thing Strange won't do is attend the shoot. Even when he sees those partaking on their return, he displays no look of recognition and changes his path to avoid them. The only problem is, he is taken with Nina. It seems that Nina has no power or choice in this, enthralled by Strange as she is. Gregory struggles to fight for her, as he too, is taken by the mystique of Strange.
Gregory watches Strange and Nina play tennis, equating it to making love. He watches as they become closer. Lady Lennox asks her son to invite Strange to stay longer than a week as "A week is so soon over".
After tennis, Strange asks Gregory if Miss Nina is his fiancee, displaying an offensive grin. As Gregory nods, Strange retorts "I shouldn't have guessed it".
The night-time scene, with Strange so beautifully playing Pan's pipes, triggers the end of this dream-like week. Gregory sees, in the moonlight, that Strange has pointed ears - generally hidden by his curly hair. A cold thrill of horror creeps over him, understanding how Strange could charm a soul. Nina, wearing a white silk wrap, goes to join Strange and dances; gliding through the garden.
Gregory joins, telling Nina to return to her bedroom. But this command alone isn't why she returns, Strange has released her. Gregory pleads with Strange to cease playing.
Strange replies with "You've spoilt it, it's no fun". Strange is frustrated that Gregory didn't respond with violence. He becomes saddened that Gregory has seen that he has brought Gregory "something", this something is what others have never seen.
Strange is gone the next morning. All, including Gregory, are saddened. Nina wonders if he came at all, or if it was all just a dream. The final sentence reveals that it was true as Pan's pipes are heard in the distance.
Review
This is a story that is so different to any I'd read in the past. It was interesting to read, but sadly didn't have much of an effect. Whether Strange was real or not, in the end, didn't seem to matter. There are always people in life that take prime importance, for a short time, in the life of our beloved. However, these people, however charming, are often found to be hollow - emotional tourists - who either vanish or become less than nothing in time.
Unfortunately, in this one, I felt that Crompton didn't capture my interest. This creature (Pan himself?) wanted to cause trouble, but didn't succeed. Gregory couldn't muster the required strength to fight for his love, but somehow ended up married to her anyway. What was it that I missed? Why did Strange relent so easily; perhaps without a fight there was no point? Perhaps I need to read this story again after I've had time to digest it.
Monday, 6 July 2020
MIST Story Review: The Bronze Statuette
Synopsis
The Bronze Statuette is a short story that revolves around Marian Hastings. Prior to the events at Denvers House, Mariam was shown to be a largely undeveloped woman. She enjoyed house parties, playing tennis, and exchanging below average wit with her fiance, Harold Menzies.
After Marian and friends arrive at Denvers, Lord Cranburn showed the party a "little bronze statue" which represented a young god. Marian accepts the offer to hold the statue and seems to have become entranced by the object, asking for Lord Cranburn to leave it in the room when he returns to his study.
At this point Marian is a changed woman, by turns silent and happy, but a shrill that was forced and sounded hysterical. She would not let Harold kiss her that night and later, Lord Cranburn, discovers her back in the smoking room, holding the statue. "What are you doing with my statue, Miss Hastings?" he saids, in a low and gentle voice so different from her own, she replied "It's not yours - it's mine -it's always been mine!".
The next morning the party visit the temple of Apollo at the end of the garden, which Lord Cranburn had brought brick by brick back from Greece - all apart from Mariam, who ragged and screamed at her friends before they left - an odd turn of events for a social lamb. She sits pretending to read, all the while gazing at the small greenish-bronze statue. That night she breaks off her engagement, without reason, with Harold.
Harold, understandably upset, is staring out of his window that night. He sees "a gold cloak slipping round the corner of the house". He recognises the cloak as Marian's. He follows her through a torrent of rain and lightning. She stops in front of the temple, speaks words of which we only receive broken fragments, apart from "Apollo".
We hear the final moments from Harold, at a later time, while talking to Cynthia, who he would marry a year later. He says that there was a flash of lightning, but he doesn't think it was lightning; rather a figure, which hovered over her. She seemed to have raised her arms and face to it. But this is all we receive, Harold cannot describe the rest, even to his dying day. Cynthia feels that it was very sad for Mariam, but Lord Cranburn simply replies "Was it?, I wonder".
Review
What I enjoyed about this story was the fullness in which the situation is set up in such a short story (seven pages) and the unreliable description of how it all ends. Mariam quickly turns from a happy-go-lucky girl, going with the flow; to an angry loner who only has eyes for this mysterious object that has suddenly entered her life. We are left to think what we like about this situation. We can go with the supernatural, or we could consider that Mariam is having a mental health episode - one that ends with disasterious consequences.