Monday 28 December 2020

21.5 William the Dog Trainer

Quote from the story
"…she couldn't get out of givin' me the half-crown. She made me promise to put it in my money-box, so I did all right, but I got it out again with a knife when she'd gone. I never promised not to get it out again"
- William

 The Outlaws were in Ginger's back garden eating apples before throwing apple cores at each other. William was telling them about a films he had seen with his aunt, who had given his half a crown because he had been helpful. While William was rather vague about the content of the films, apart from general fighting, one thing he was sure on was that he liked the sheep dog the best. Quite taken with the intelligence and abilities of sheep dogs, William decides that Jumble would make a good sheep dog.

Now that William has the idea, he won't shut up about the idea. The Outlaws get a bit fed up as they want to know what happened in the war film, but William is no longer interested. This leads to Ginger betting William that he can't train Jumble to be a sheep dog. The bets hardens William's resolve and he now daydreams of all the amazing feats Jumble will achieve as a sheep dog. And of course, while he'd hire him out to the farmer, Jenks, he'd charge him more and make it difficult for him! Settling old scores!

Deciding to train Jumble in secret, seeing as the other Outlaws didn't support the cause, he heads over to the aforementioned Jenks' farm. Seeing Jenks heading towards the pigsties, William heads directly for the outfields, where he comes across many sheep. So, the training begins. Unfortunately, Jumble's idea of bringing the sheep efficiently to the corner was running wildly and barking loudly at them from all directions. Jumble, now in a state of ecstacy, ignores William's commands to stop. This, of course, brings Farmer Jenks to the chaotic scene; throwing stones at Jumble and grabbing William by the scrub of his neck.

Farmer Smith arrives now, but even his attempts do not calm a furious Jenks, who wants five pounds in damages and Jumble destroyed for sheep worrying. William pleads with Jenks. He'll bring him all the money, two-pence a week, as long as he doesn't tell Mr Brown or destroy Jumble.

As he drags William home, the damages have decreased to three pounds, but it seems the destruction of Jumble is a must.

Mr Brown deals with William harshly and his solicitor advises him to pay the damages and get rid of Jumble. William pleads for the life of Jumble, but his father won't hear of it, his mother doesn't have a sympathetic ear either.

William decides to keep Jumble in the barn until the whole mess dies down. When the vet arrives to take care of business, Jumble is nowhere to be seen. It becomes clear that the adult world is against him. He decides to take Jumble and go on the run.

We are then introduced to Miss Wortleton, who has taken a house on the outskirts of Marleigh, in which she housed a large number of dogs. She cannot abide dogs being maltreated, so while she is worried about the amount of dogs she has; when she sees a farmer giving a sheep dog a hiding during training, she buys it for £10 (even though the farmer, secretly, only wanted £5).

She sees William outside her home looking at a sign-post, as if wondering which way to go. She witnesses his affectionate behaviour towards Jumble and thinks that William is the boy to relieve her of one of her dogs.

William declines her offer of viewing all of her dogs until refreshments are offered. At seeing the amount of dogs she has, he considers that she collects dogs like someone might collect cigarette cards. So while she is trying to palm a dog off on William, William is in turn wanting her to look after Jumble until the fuss dies down. Miss Wortleton offers a sheep dog, Hector, to William. William, at first, declines, but having time to think while he demolishes a second plate of new current buns, then accepts. He decides he can go back to the original plan of hiding Jumble and can now say that he has swapped him for Hector. Hector, having nothing to do with the situation would be left out of it.

Walking home, William is less certain that his plan will work. But he comes upon a situation at the boundary of Farmer Jenk's land and Farmer Smith's land - sheep gone wild! Jenks has tied up his sheepdog as useless and William, deciding to watch proceedings, does the same with Jumble. However, Hector makes a run for the sheep. Smith seeing that Hector is trained, yells instructions, which are followed to the tee. Smith is impressed and tricks Farmer Jenks into saying that Jumble can live if Hector is for sale. Jenks says he'll buy him, but Smith says that he already has, will pay for the original damages - but must have proof! This sends Jenks off in a rage.

Escorting William home to speak with his parents, Smith tells them everything is fine and he'll manage Jenks. He gives William a ten-shilling note with the potential of more to come, dependent on the damages he has to pay Jenks.

Unaware of Jumble's change in fortune, Ethel returns home thinking that he has been destroyed. Thinking William is low on money as his pocket money was suspended, she offers him a low fee for collecting her shoes from the cobbler and she'll borrow the money for payment from mother. William flashes his ten-shilling note, saying he'll collect the shoes for free and lend her the money! Shouting "Hi, Jumble!", Ethel is thrown into "utter stupification". Life again, for William, is good!

Characters Events
William Sheep worrying
Ginger
Douglas Places
Henry Ginger's House (Back Garden)
Jumble Jenks Farm
Farmer Jenks William's Home
Farmer Smith Miss Wortleton' s Home
Mr Brown
Mrs Brown
Miss Wortleton
Ethel

Monday 21 December 2020

Jimmy Story Review: 1.4 Jimmy, Detective

The Three Musketeers (Roger, Charles, and Bill) have decided to investigate a brooch now missing, but previously in the ownership of Sally's visiting aunt.

As Jimmy is not allowed to join, he and Bobby agree to investigate themselves. The Three Musketeers go off following a clue. Jimmy has it all figured out. His logic is that the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime, in this case the greenhouse, so that's where they'll catch him. The trap will be a bucketful of 'spraying stuff' fitted up over the greenhouse door.

Jimmy leaves Bobby and goes inside, in search of something handcuff-like to secure the criminal. His search takes longer than expected, however he does find a chain and a rusty hook. His mother informs him that Sally's aunt has now found the brooch - caught in a scarf. Mrs Manning has told her to go and gather any carnations from the greenhouse that she might like.

Running breathlessly, Jimmy heads towards the greenhouse - we know the outcome! - the spraying stuff has gone all over her! She's gone off in a huff, 'like a volcano'.

Sally appears in the gap of the hedge, which they regularly meet at, and asks if he say covered her aunt in lime wash. He admits to the mistake, however Sally is jubilant at this knowledge - all she wanted was for the aunt, who has been bossing her around, to go home. She's currently packing, refusing to stay. She was fed up with Roger trying to find the brooch. All of this leaves Jimmy the hero, for once, and not Roger.


Characters:
Roger
Charles
Bill
Jimmy
Bobby
Mrs Manning
Sally

Monday 14 December 2020

Just William at Christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Here's a quick video with some ways to enjoy William during the Christmas period. Enjoy!



Monday 7 December 2020

MIST Story Review: Harry Lorrimer

Harry Lorrimer is the seventh story from the compilation called MIST and other stories by Richmal Crompton.



Synopsis
It is Gregson, who we meet during his time on holiday at Framebridge, who tells us this tale of possession. He has been told of good fishing at Framebridge, but realises that this isn't the case. Coming across a wonderful inn, but the name of Barley Mow, he decides to stay the week anyway, rather than return to London.
On one of his walks he comes across an old friend from college, Harry Lorrimer, who invites him to dinner at his home, Framebrodge Manor. While Gregson readily agrees, he then spends hime back at Barley Mow feeling "vaguely disturbed" by the meeting. This doesn't feel like the Harry he knew back at college, the weak, but attractive lad that was part of the wild set at Trinity. Something seems off, which Gregson puts down to Harry's wife.
However, at the Manor, Harry's wife is sweet and cool. However, too calm, and too pleasant - the atmosphere was too unreal.
When Margaret leaves the room, Harry starts talking about distasteful topics that make Gregson feel sick. Eventually, they return to Margaret, and Gregson sees that her calm has slipped into fear, before she realises that they are there and fixes her face into calmness again.
Awakening from a dream in which Margaret is asking for his help, Gregson, at 1 am, visits the Manor. Margaret has been locked out of the house, not for the first time.
Gregson manages to coax out what has been occurring up at the Manor: nearly a year ago, Harry collapsed and when he awakened was not himself. While he knew all of Harry's friends and had all of Harry's memories, it is not Harry. It is fiendish and cruel in unusual ways. They manage to get back into the house where Margaret shows Gregson the portrait of Henry Montford Lorrimer, a wicked man, who was killed in a duel at the age of 33.
Gregson then tells her he must visit a friend, promising to be back in two days. His friend, Sanderson, was an expert in the occult. He advises that only love unclouded by fear can bring the possibility of returning Harry to the control of his own body.
When Gregson returns, he tells Margaret what he has discovered. Margaret realises what she must do. Hiding the key to the wine cellar, she invites confrontation with Henry, telling him that he cannot hurt her, even if he breaks her arms. She calls out to Harry, who responds before fainting. Upon his revival is becomes clear that he has no memory of what has happened.

In the final entry, we find Gregson staying with the Lorrimers, now in Kent, with four children, having sold the Manor with all of the contents. Henry Montford Lorrimer is never discussed.



Review
I found this to be quite a weak story that resolves without issue and a fair easy manner. Because we are not told details of the wicked things Henry has done, or any of the vile things he tells Gregson, we are so far distanced from the evil as to not be touched by it.
Sadly, no fear is generated by this story. No disturbance or worries for any of the characters. While Margaret acts supremely with bravery, she only has to do so once, which seems odd if Henry is such a strong being. They neatly sell the Manor, contents and all, and move to Kent. Everything is tied up very neatly with no apparent after effects for Harry.

One thing worth mentioning is Crompton's mention of Addison's Spectator. The Spectator originally ran between 1711 and 1714, generating over 500 issues as a periodical. Publishing essays, the publication was then collected into eight volumes and was still popular in to the 1900s.